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flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
by DAMU21 April 26, 2011
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Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum
Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang
by Pdm21 January 24, 2021
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Magic Russian Flashbang

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!
by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022
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Strip-club flashbang

When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.

Friend:strip-club flashbang?

Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
by Deadb4uhearit September 8, 2013
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flashbang

to have sex at the "speed of light." Almost every time a guy flash bangs a girl, it is known to be a huge disappointment and rumored around the workplace or school for months.
Dude, I was so embarrassed when I flash banged her.
I'll be over in a minute when I'm done flash banging this chick.
How come I always flashbang my girl?
He always flash bangs me!
by Pajamas Jaglimarmo November 16, 2014
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Flashbang

Noun.

The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.
She said she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a flashbang.
by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015
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Flashbanging

Someone says something so so so stupid that it just completely throws you and you briefly consider that you're actually the one whose wrong.
Flashbanging is the stupid person's version of gaslighting.
by John PenBloc July 3, 2018
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