meth flab

(noun) the saggy, drooping flesh that hangs from a person's body caused by rapid weight loss due to prolonged use of methamphetamine; particularly that of a previously overweight and/or morbidly obese individual

(sounds very similar to 'meth lab' when used in conversation)

"I wonder how long it took her to build up that meth flab." or "That meth flab destroyed her life."

by Flabstinence November 14, 2013

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flab jockey

a flab jockey is someone, male or female, who likes to sleep with or ride fat people

Look at that flab jockey riding that fatty!

by paul grimsley September 14, 2008

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flab pack

A flab pack is where someone gives the impression of having a muscular six pack beneath their clothing, but once the torso is revealed, it is plain to see it is nothing but a bit of flab.

This usually occurs more often with males. They may have toned, bulging arms and appear to work out regularly, but beneath that tight white t-shirt they often favour is nothing but a rather round little pot belly and non-existent pecs.

Flab packs cause regular disappointment to 'totty spotters' on the beach.

Also known as 'fake packs'.

Girl 1: Hey, check out that guy over there. I bet he has an amazing six pack!
Girl 2: He's taking of his shirt...
Girl 1: *sighs* Just another flab pack.

by never fail to amaze September 26, 2008

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Flab

A moist chunk of skin that hangs from your upper arm and is very moist but very crusty at the same time. Tastes good in all types of food such as monkey meat, cigarettes and alcohol

Oh no the flabs of fury are coming

by Monkey Flab March 20, 2017

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