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Fist of Fury

A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.
Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005
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UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY

THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY: Unleash it upon your enemies and watch them crumble beneath your rage.
Man 1: *Runs up to friend* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Dieing man: The fury...he fucking unleashed it *death...*
Man 3: I WILL UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY ON YOU TOO IF I NEED TOO!
by HelloKinky June 5, 2009
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The Fury

fury, The Fear

Diarrhea. Specifically the diarrhea brought about from eating a meal containing large amounts of curry. Thus: The Curry Fury.

3 stages of The Curry Fury:

1) The Curry Worry - meal has been consumed, digestion is in process and you start to plan your escape.
2) The Cury Hurry - digestion is in its final stages, you stand, you run, you panic.
3) The Cury Flurry - at last! the evil, combustible waste is expelled at never-before-seen fiery velocity... hopefully into the intended, flushable container
Oh my god. I just ate at Chopstix in Gainesville, Florida. Dude. I've got The Fury.
by Eazy Cheez January 7, 2004
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shower of fury

the act of violently spraying your loved ones with airborne swimmers
Everytime I give Lucy a shower of fury, I step back and look down on her, and say,"God, your beautiful when you frown."
by BiggJussn July 28, 2005
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Fiery Brown

A specific type of hair colour that is predominantly brown with streaks of ginger giving it a fiery look.
Louise: Adam you definitely have ginger hair.
Adam: No I don't, it's fiery brown!
by Adam D 93 February 9, 2013
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5 seconds of fury

The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists of closing the porn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to cum. Not a good feeling.
Jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight wank. Luckily I have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.
by JACK665 August 11, 2008
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fists of fury

Fists of fury is a sexual manoevre. It can performed by any combination of males and females (mf, ff, mm). It involves (as the title suggests) furious fisting action. Fists fly everywhere in this position as the inflictor flails their arms wildly searching for a vulnerable orifice to attack. Once spotted, they lunge forward in a Bruee Lee-esqe jab and penetrate deeply.

Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
>>> Trent: "ur such a hot guy, i wanna fist ur anus all night long... You better watch out for my FISTS OF FURY! cuz they'll get ya."

>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"

>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"

>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"

>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
by omg i am wtf uber November 6, 2007
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