firehole

A hole punched in the firewall of your enterprise network.

Geek #1: "Now that we have a firehole, we can access Urban Dictionary! W00t!"

Geek #2: "...or porn."

by v0rtex May 10, 2011

firehole

when you eat something extremely hot and you wake up the next day and take a shit that burns your butt hole.

dude last night i ate some mexican food and woke up today only to firehole all over the inside of my toilet .

by potato_army!!!! January 22, 2016

russian firehouse

When you anally plow a chick after she had spicy mexican food for the past week.

I was on a bender this last weekend in TJ and gave this chick a russian firehouse. My dick still burns!!

by tomcatisarat November 27, 2014

Firehosing

when a guy pees in a hurry and forces the urine out faster than the normal pace it would flow at. usually in an attempt to quicken a trip to the bathroom or because of an unbelievable and urgent need to piss.

Dude, I had to walk home from school in the rain. As soon as I got through the bathroom door, I was firehosing like a motherfucker.

by vikeaio January 12, 2011

Firefoxed

The act of sending someone a link while he 's installing software. By unaware clicking on the link, the browser opens and sometimes shuts the install down.

Dude 1: Hey i'm installing Photoshop right now.
Dude 2: Ey dude check dis vid! **link**
Dude 1: What the fuck, i clicked on the link and the
installation threw an error of a faulty install.
Dude 2: Firefoxed!

by Bekey7734 October 11, 2009

firehouse quicky

When a male beats off so rapidly his entire genitalia burst into flames

I had to go to the hospital last night after pulling a firehouse quicky

by Thedeepdigger May 3, 2015

firehose

The man annals the woman and after a period of time spits on her back. The woman, thinking that he has ejaculated his manly fluids turns to face the man. The man then ejaculates his manly fluids for REAL and sprays all over her pretty face. She is now either turned on or extremely pissed off.

I firehosed Nico's mum last night it was hilarious.

by Sir Wank Alot September 15, 2009