turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey

Verb Turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”

by Deezjewells November 1, 2020

nigger-fingered

when one has to dig in an ashtray looking for the screen from your pipe, and you get ash all over your finger. hence nigger-fingered.

stoner 1:aww ahit i dropped the screen.
stoner 2:your fuckin up....you better get that shit.
stoner 1: fuck fool that means ima get nigger-fingered.
stoner 2: i got nigger fingered last night....

by bobokittyfuhk June 1, 2006

three fingered salute

The art of closing down Microsoft Windows programmes that are pissing you off. by pressing Ctrl,Alt & Del. Repeat the experience to restart the computer.

The game was misbehaving so I gave it the three fingered salute.

by StarFox September 4, 2003

six fingered banjo picker

Inbred white person, usually male.

Usually from a backwater suburb or town.

Indicative of low income and low intelligence.

Who lives in the house with all the retarded kids and broken cars in the front yard?

That's just Rob. He's some six fingered banjo picker from the western suburbs.

by OldBuzzard March 6, 2010

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

three-fingered Egyptian

Pushing three fingers into a girl's camel toe, forcing her panties up her cunt.

"See that camel toe?"
"Yeah, I'd like to give her the three-fingered Egyptian

by bobpoppy April 9, 2008

fingered

When a guy fucks a girl's pussy with his fingers instead of his dick. Sometimes resulting in orgasm if the guy knows what he's doing.

Did you finger her yet ?
-Yeah. I could fit my whole hang up that loose, nasty shit.
Damn. That's pitiful.

by gee$ August 13, 2005