firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

High-fiving a million angels

A phrase used in the popular tv show "30 rock" where cast member Liz Lemon ( Tina fey ) gives herself props by putting her hands up in the air, shaking them, and saying, "I'm high-fiving a million angels!"

How does that feel Jenna?
-like I just got burnt
Yeah, high-fiving a million angels!
-owww

by Superfly Foreva December 6, 2011

fling and a ring

When a short sexual relationship turns into marriage.

Bitch pulled a damn fling and a ring.

by ohshit wutang September 13, 2006

flingage

the dried byproduct of your lovers cum that eluded the face cloth.

whats that white crusty stuff on your neck? Oh, that ain't nothin, its just some flingage

by tcarter July 29, 2007

fling a ho

Drunk party game where you push drunk girls through or around obstacles while on a office chairs with wheels.

We played fling a ho at the shop last night.

by Twisted Tattoo March 24, 2008

firing a blank

Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.

Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2015

shit flinger

A shit flinger is one whom takes it upon themselves to fling shit at an object, person or just for the sake of it. Shit flinging originated it Croydon, England when a mental patient started the trend by flinging some shit at a nearby lamp post.

'Wow did you see how far that shit went? That guys a real ace shit flinger.'

by luciferean July 7, 2008