kiddie fiddler

one who fiddles with kiddies

you are such a kiddie fiddler

by Speedracer August 26, 2003

greazy fiddle

While showering, someone simultaneously strokes your cock while giving you a soapy reach around, not unlike the bowing of the bluegrass violin.

While taking a pre sex shower my lady friend gave me the greazy fiddle, ensuring the cleanliness of my wedding tackle.

by mogwi June 20, 2011

Kiddie Fiddler

One who enjoys the company of those under the age of 16. A bit too much.

I heard that guy Leorae is a kiddie fiddler. He's chatting up a 14 yr old boy!

by MrsGraham March 15, 2009

fiddlesticks

ah shit

by fatgirlsmith May 27, 2003

fiddlefart

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.

Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

fiddlers

A word used in place of or in conjunction with fuck.

origin: Fiddlers fuck.

1. I dont give a fiddlers fuck
2. Drop a glass "fiddlers" or "fids"

by m9ms0 January 18, 2009

Fiddler

Derived from the word and meaning "diddler", one who goes great length to pursue girls who are usually younger than he is. Fiddlers are usually older male high school students looking to hit on freshman/sophomore females by involving themselves in their activities, no matter how misplaced they are (e.g instructor/co-ed varsity teams/yoga lessons/easier classes).

Man, Vytas is such as fiddler for coaching the junior girls volleyball team.

by B0bSaget November 24, 2009