by Toxicsludge10 March 5, 2024

Faking it Bitch
A Female who uses anything feminine to hide the fact that shes actually gay. Opposite of what a beard does for a man hiding in the closet.
A Female who uses anything feminine to hide the fact that shes actually gay. Opposite of what a beard does for a man hiding in the closet.
She only got married to him as a FIB.
by Rants in Our Pants January 26, 2020

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
