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festering

The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you".
I love festering when I goto the Philippines and Thailand.
by Lipless Nate April 14, 2008
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Fasterun

To be "faster than".
Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.
"Bloody camels, a fish could walk fasterun you"
by 8 stair July 26, 2004
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festered-out-city

festerville;

a city of festers;

the crowd at a Guns 'N' Roses concert (which is ironic really, considering the term partly emerged from the corruption of their song lyric 'Paradise City');

when too many ex-'Greenpeace' members (expelled for smelliness and total lack of personal hygiene) congregate in one area (well I just couldn't say all Greenpeace- after all, they did
"t-r-y", not stopped, but "tried" to stop whaling- hey what the hell are my donations for then!);
"Whoa man, let's get the F n G outa here, it's a goddamn regular festerville up n in this!" panics Sad,
"Yeah Saddywah, those R.E.M. lovin' tree huggin' ferals over there are making my olfactory senses internally vomit, nuthin' but festered-out-city ", observes Zack.
by Zack Bathory March 26, 2008
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Festersome

The state of festering, the inability to do anything other than vegetate, preferably in one's bed or in front of the TV. The addition of unhealthy foods, post alcohol consumption haze, duvets, and a crazy bed-head are greatly encouraged.
Christ, are you as festersome as me today? I'm blaming the damn jagerbombs.
by Annie Green April 2, 2011
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Festering Fiesta

A name given to a rusty old claptrap Ford Fiesta. An alternative to 'Uncle Fester The Fiesta'. The name is a spoof of Uncle Fester (Fester Adams) from the Adams Family who is portrayed to be stupid, old and ugly.
Guy 1: Hey dude, the Fiesta failed it's MOT, guess it's time to scrap the pile of junk
Guy 2: Ohh dude,. I'm gonna miss the festering fiesta
by ScrappingMyFiesta June 15, 2011
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Fewster’s

Those are a nice set of Fewster’s.
by Chaeay June 16, 2019
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Lemon Fester

When I pulled down her panties, I was shocked to find a patch of Lemon Festers.
by Weasel bob May 10, 2014
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