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Fraternity Initiation

A Fraternity Initiation is a series of tasks a guy has to perform or endure to become a member.
Yeah ... I belonged to a fraternity before I came to the Academy -- Once, as part of my Fraternity Initiation - they gave me 300 mg of some boner-maker drug, duct-taped me naked and blindfolded to a flagpole, white-washed and "decorated" my body and genitals, and jacked me off with a Fleshlight several times while they took videos of me.
by USAF Cadet April 2, 2021
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Fraternity

A group of male college students who claim to uphold the ideals of Ancient Greece in their daily lives. Oftentimes, they actually do just this, and their members are much more cultured, kind, and devoted than the general public. However, there are some severely fucktarded ones that cater to the stereotype of groups of boorish womanizing idiots walking around calling everyone who isn't in a fraternity a GDI. There are some notable differences between these two types of fraternities:

1. Everyone joining a fraternity gets hazed. However, the second type usually subjects recruits to perverted and disturbing methods, and usually treats them like throwaway peons instead of potential brothers.

2. Members of the first type generally care about getting good grades. Members of the second are too busy thinking about how awesome they are for having so many friends.

3. Members of the first type care about appearing to be productive members of society. Others are in it to bang dumb sorostitiutes and get drunk/high, and care nothing about "Greek ideals"

4. Members of the first type are likable. Members of the second type aren't, and should be cornered and beaten when none of their friends are around to flaunt how worthless they really are.
Some members of a fraternity can be downright nasty. Don't lump them in with the members of a real fraternity
by FFS why am I being asked August 2, 2009
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Fraternity Man

A man, with true moral potential, who continues to aspire to the mission and value's of the fraternity that he swore an oath to.

There is a huge difference between a frat boy and a Fraternity Man.
Who was that guy who spoke at that leadership conference?

That was a fraternity man.
by slowbow May 24, 2009
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Naternity

A fraternity centered around the consumption of the popular brand of beer "Natural Light". First chartered in the year of our lord 1999 by the original Naternity Brothers (Nat Bros for short) of Jacksonville State University. Chapters have sprouted up in several other nationally recognized colleges and universities in the past decade, and the fraternity is working towards being and officially recognized nationwide fraternity.
by JSU Nat Bro January 30, 2010
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Fraternity Alarm Clock

When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.
"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."
by Yoshi Condo August 8, 2016
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maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.
RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever
by zedude May 2, 2009
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Fraternity

A group of college men with strong ties of brotherhood whose goals are to become better men. A brother is somebody who can be relied on in times of need and somebody who you will remain friends with for life. Fraternity men often have large networks in the professional world and are prominent in other groups on campus. Members in fraternities are often well dressed. They emphasize academic, philanthropy, fundraising, and social aspects of college life. Typically the Greek community are some of the most dedicated, hardworking, and involved students on any given campus who know how to have fun.
John: Hey man are you rushing a fraternity this year?

Greg: I'm definitely going to try, I've been dying to get into the whole Greek scene.
by JackDA October 17, 2012
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