Fasturbation

The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.

"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."

by Pinguino November 3, 2012

Farkus

A mild expression of annoyance or anger.

Farkus! Why can't I ever find my keys when I'm looking for them?

by JoDil June 23, 2007

fakunanapa

an insult orginating in pataskala ohio meaning someone or something looks like a bananna

that lady is a fakunanapa

by crazyivan911 March 18, 2009

Darth Farkus

A respected user on GameFaqs who is well-known for quitting Star Wars Galaxies for a month, and then re-subscribing. Darth Farkus is usually assaulted by Hard Boiled or CodeSamurai. CodeSamurai no longer harrasses Farkus because he made a bet with Darth Farkus' friend DarkKnight to leave the GameFaqs message board. Darth Farkus enjoys Fox News and Indie bands such as Death Cab for Cutie and the Postal Service.

Darth Farkus helps newbies on GameFaqs.

by Yori Kon'zomi September 5, 2008

Fanku

The new way to say thank you when you can not say fuck you.

Fanku for sharing your opinion.

by Jayson R 1909 July 17, 2016

FaSkinny

FaSkinny is when someone is Facebook skinny; when they look skinny from the shoulders up in their profile picture, but the rest of the body is "curvy" ; pear shaped ; small head big body.

I met this hot girl on line and when we met up she ended up being faskinny.

by RadioAricka August 10, 2014

fwskully

fwskully is a anitoker that thinks that luffy is the best Mc character( he is right)

fwskully

by fwskullyda3rd April 20, 2022