Farmed it

To fuck something up.

Joe: How did you do on that calc test?

Greg: Dude I totally farmed it. It was a complete shit show.

by Kanye East 69 May 24, 2016

farkette

a female visitor to fark.com

I am a farkette and proud of it

by farkette October 23, 2003

ganja farmer

An amazing song by Marlon Asher

Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Yo yo!!
Big stinkin helicopter flow through di air
what dem call it dem call it weedeater
dem never did there when me wa totin water
or when me did applying fertilizer
yet outta di sky dem spittin fire
and im a little youth man with a hot temper
me dig up me stinkin rocket launcher
and in a di air dispense the helicopter
me ya chant
Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Hear Chunne na man
Tru jah jah bless i with nuff a good vibes man
and true mi a di artist with di ganja inna di land
make doctors get nuff medication
and so dem coulda give it to dem sick patients
make get chemists get nuff medication
and so dem coulda brew new medication
make singers get some inspiration
and so dem coulda spread jah message pon di land... Me a chant
Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Watch it
So me say ganja ganja ganja ganja
if you no waan to call it dat call it sensimillia
if you no waan to call it dat call it marijauna
if you no waan to call it dat call it di in de ca
me a bun it in a chalice and push it inna paper
Lorddddddd... thats how me love me ganja
Yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come and light it up on fire
me a chant
yes im a ganja planter
call me di ganja farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
babylon come... Ya ya!!
Well its like ten thousand babylon in one blue van
waan come trespass on dis man damn ganja land
its like ten thousand babylon in one blue van
waan come trespass on dis land
ganja planter
call me di farmer
deep down inna di earth where me put di ganja
me ganja ganja me ganja
low di ganja ganja ganja
me ganja ganja me ganja
low di ganja ganja ganja
me ganja ganja me ganja
low di ganja ganja ganja!!

by miguelllll June 17, 2008

Farfetch'd

The best fucking Pokemon ever. It's a fucking bird with a fucking leek that it rams up it's opponents' unsuspecting assholes.

"Oh look a Farfetch'd."
"Shit. We're fucked."

by cannedm December 1, 2009

dick farmer

Someone who is such a dick that they leave dicks in their wake and are therefore responsible for more than one dick

Man, Jimmy just issued a malpractice lawsuit on me. What a dick farmer.

by sadfasdfasdf August 3, 2007

Farmersburg

A town in Indiana. Population:50

The lamest of the lame. If you like cows and drama this might be the place for you.
Everyone knows everybody and you get no privacy.

John: Look over there.. Its a Dairy Queen, Subway, and a gas station.
Tyler: Yeah, thats all of Farmersburg for ya.

by JMFD3393 April 14, 2011

hippo farmer

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004