Fappuchino

The delicious milky white product attained by fapping. Semen. Cum.

I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.

by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013

Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011

Fapless February

A way for someone to redeem themselves if they didn't make it through No Fap November.

A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.

Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone

Guy 1: Man I can't believe you gave up No Fap November during the last week
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February

by PwussyBusta November 2, 2017

fappetite

A measure of a man's desire to masturbate.

"I saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappetite through the roof."

"The nude wrestling scene in Borat totally killed my fappetite for about two days, but it was hilarious."

by IsThisNameTakenToo? May 3, 2008

Fapnel

Refers to the small pieces of semen that miss their mark and land somewhere close by. Derived from the words 'fap' and 'shrapnel'.

When i blew my load on Judy's tits, some fapnel got on her face!

by -D=S- November 5, 2009

fapmeister

master of masturbation, fapmeister.

dude, you're the fapmeister bro!

by fapmeister April 17, 2010

faplet

A variant of faptop (An old computer used only to view adult content or act as a receptacle for said content), in which the device is a tablet or smartphone instead of a more expensive laptop or desktop. These devices are used because they may be cheaper than a full-fledged computer, they are more difficult to get viruses on (especially in the case of iOS devices), and are more expendable/disposable.

Bob's computer was old and sucky, but it was the only one he had, and he had to share it with relatives, so it was not fit for faptop duty. Instead he went to Walmart and bought a $100 faplet.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 9, 2013