flaming muppet

A person who has an inability to perform any task acceptably.

"Hand me that spanner over there...no the spanner not the sandwich, you flaming muppet!"

by Olly Poulter April 24, 2004

Flaming Cheetto

The act of tearing out one's pubic hair and placing it on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder!

Today in amination class Brandon flaming cheettoed Neil and some black guy!

by BtyBran357 June 11, 2006

Flaming Leopold

When a male makes the mistake of trying to masturbate with icy-hot and ends up on the floor screaming like a little bitch from the pain.

Brian: I just teabagged icy-hot.

Nate: Why?

Brian: When I heard what a flaming leopold was, I just had to give it a shot....Now call me an ambulance or get me some peanut-butter and a rotweiler.

by Yes, Its Brian January 29, 2010

Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.

After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

The Flaming Lips

A band who is known for songs about one's mortality delivered in an innocent, boyish, and silly tone. They are terrific, for any mood.

Juan: Dude, I listened to The Flaming Lips and then I was sad.
Bill: Dawg, I listened to The Flaming Lips and then I was happy.

by wootalexftw May 17, 2008

flaming homo

One who is so incredibly gay they make Elton John look like Fabio. Relative to flaming queer and flaming fag.

You are such a fucking flaming homo no wonder no one likes you.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

flamingo

The letter O on fire.

Check it out! A flaming-O!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003