by failed talking stage June 9, 2022
Get the failed talking stage mug.It's when someone whose intention is to wish on 11:11 accidentally wishes too early or too late. Is usually accompanied by harsh consequences, such as having wishes denied. Similar to an epic fail.
Person 1: "I just made a wish, I hope it comes true!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's 11:09. That's a false 11:11."
Person 1: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means that your wish ain't coming true. So in your case, sorry, but you still have syphilis."
Person 1: "Stop reading my diary."
Person 2: "Dude, it's 11:09. That's a false 11:11."
Person 1: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means that your wish ain't coming true. So in your case, sorry, but you still have syphilis."
Person 1: "Stop reading my diary."
by Genericist July 20, 2009
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She was getting really into it, but I was pretty tired, so I pulled a False Alpha Dog and then went to sleep.
It was April Fools' Day yesterday, so I false alpha dogged my wife a couple of times.
It was April Fools' Day yesterday, so I false alpha dogged my wife a couple of times.
by thugboatz February 5, 2010
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Lebron James is a False Nigga for having a one hour special to let the world know where he is deciding to play basketball. Only False Niggaz disrespect the game like that.
by QuestFunkmnkyz July 10, 2010
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Ben- Woah Dan, first off every weekend I'm busy fucking your hot ass sister so stop false bitchin.
Ben- Woah Dan, first off every weekend I'm busy fucking your hot ass sister so stop false bitchin.
by C Pizzy April 28, 2013
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by EpicXMoo November 28, 2013
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Taking 3 hours to do something that should take a half hour.
Diving for a ball during warmups when everyone knows you're a half-ass when it counts.
Taking 3 hours to do something that should take a half hour.
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John: Yo I got so much done today. Went to the post office, laundromat, and applied to a bunch of jobs. Now I 'm about to cook dinner.
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