Facebookmancy

The practice of predicting the future (e.g relationships) by studying facebook profiles.

I was doing a bit of facebookmancing and I reckon John and Liz are gonna get together at Dave's party next week.

"Did you hear that John and Liz are together?"
"Wow! Craig facebookmanced that ages ago!"

Craig's got into facebookmancy recently, and it turns out he's scarily accurate

by Simon Canwell June 13, 2008

Facebookpalm

Like a regular facepalm, but this specific sort must have been provoked by something annoying/cringeworthy/stupid seen on facebook.

"OMG, X just updated his status for the fifth time this hour saying that he's broken up with his girlfriend. Facebookpalm!"

Idiot on facebook: *spouts incomprehensible rubbish*
Everyone reading it: *facebookpalm*

by Ishlou September 16, 2009

facebookable

when someone's name is common enough to look up on facebook easily and find them.

Michelle Johnson vs. Michelle Jawnsun. Michelle Jawnsun would be a name that you could put in facebookand find the person easily that you are looking for because their spelling is a bit odd. Michelle Johnson is too common to be facebookable because too many people share that name it is harder to find that person.

by thethinker22 January 13, 2011

Facebookation

A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.

Where is Fred?

Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.

For how long?

A week..

Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)

Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?

Yup.

by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009

facebookacide

Often caused by (a) the friend counter or (b) the relationship status. This is the act of deleting ones facebook page.

Can often be depicted as a sad moment where someone finds your action a moment too late and attempts to stop you in slow motion

Dear Facebook, I cannot live like this anymore. My friends are non existant. Facebookacide is the only way out. Goodbye

by Rev. Martak Meanianski November 24, 2010

facebookgasm

A Facebook induced orgasm.

Dude, I changed my language setting on Facebook to "Pirate English" and totally facebookgasmed all over my keyboard!! Yarrr!

by t0r1isc00l March 25, 2010

Facebookaholic

n. One addicted to facebookahol.

He's a facebookaholic.
What's facebookahol? lolololololololololl

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