fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

Fucing

Like fucking, only better. Usually used in chat rooms, by people who are too cool to use the 'k' button.

Jules: I wanna go to the mall, and watch a goddamn movie.

Jojo: Let's fucing do it, dude!

Dick: That's fucing awesome.

Jane: I know, I know.

by o_mysterious_one November 14, 2009

foxing

political and media term derived from the strategy of unfair and unbalanced media reporting solely for the purpose of killing any candidate that does not agree with the big business mantra. Derivation orignally from FOX network. While it is the global big business interest pulling the strings, terms such as "gay marriage," "illegal aliens," "tax and spend liberal" and "abortion" are used as buzz words in foxing a candidate, while big business uses the buzz word "conservative" to conceal it's real identity.

the talking heads have been foxing Obama all month.

by snappy2 March 30, 2008

fuving

A word that one ends up singing when listening to Enrique Iglesias' 'Tonight I'm Loving You' when one realizes that there are children and/or elderly adults in the room.

Person 1: Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm fu-- (realized they are in mixed company) fuving youu

by JustRB:) March 18, 2011

Fixing Urban Dictionary

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by SkeletonGuy December 9, 2018

Fuxling

1. The act of rape when being performed by a midget, dwarf, or mythical gnome.

2. The act of rape when being performed ON a midget, dwarf, or mythical gnome by any other creature.

3. The name given to offspring produced from
either act 1 or 2.

"Mr. Roberts you are being charged with one count of fuxling."

"Mr. Roberts, due to the act of fuxling in which your wife was involved you will soon be a father."

Mr. Roberts: "Get out of here you little fuxling!!"

by Loch July 22, 2009

fuking

The act of puking immediately after a bout of drunken sex (or during attempted drunken sex).

*Hic* What's that noise? Oh god, I think Jerry's fuking all over April in there! I don't wanna check. Just crack the door and throw in a towel. X/

by TomoyoD January 25, 2011