Fapple

The act of masturbating into a Snapple container or masturbating while drinking one

The 16 was lonely and out of socks and tissues so he pulled a fapple

by zeltar July 16, 2016

fuppie

n: the offspring of the 1980s yuppie, they are found to have an idealistic view of life after growing up in a home with their sucessful parents' means at hand. this paricular group of youth expect to be handed everything without giving any work in return. they are not to be confused with anyone considered a traditonal east coast prep, however they can be associated with the more modern defition of prep (one who shops at hollister, abercrombie, or american Eagle ect.) because they share many social traits.

OR

as commonly used by nonyuppies from the 1980s:

n: an unattractive yuppie, or a yuppie from the mid-west who remains in their small hometown to raise their faimly and dominate the community by means of money having heavy influence over local politics, commerce, and decisions concerning education.

fuppies = fucking ugly yuppies.

"gary's dad went to yale for a degree in business and now he is ceo of some big company, too bad gary isn't going anywhere in life. he's destined to be a total fuppie."

"i'm tired of all the pta fuppies on the school board."

by sociological disaster November 4, 2006

Fapple

The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

fipple

The beaklike part of a non-reed woodwind instrument that you blow into; recorders and some types of vertical flutes have fipples.

The fipple on this recorder is dirty; it has to be cleaned.

by pentozali July 29, 2009

Fapple

the act of masterbating into a snapple bottle.

Young Billy was forced to fapple when he realized that he was all out of tissues and time.

by AngryPlatypus July 14, 2016

fapple

When one faps so hard that their penis resembles an apple as a result of the bruising and swelling...

Oh shit dude, I've got such a fapple right now.

by xemness June 24, 2010

fupped

So you're waiting for a friend to do the simplest task, like send an e-mail, or more accurately, let you in on something they worked hard to achieve. you've been waiting weeks, maybe even months since the original discussion and it still hasn't happened.
It's enough to make you go crazy! You're fupped!

i'm still waiting for a config file example from a friend for ages so I can watch movies on my PS3. You've been fupped!

by SigmonSayz April 24, 2008