stuperous funker

An insult used by Mr. Burns in the simpsons. Probably his old way of saying "stupid fuck"

"Get out of here you stuperous funker!"

by Go Cubs 2009 February 23, 2009

sour like funky

- when it feels “icky or sticky”

-bad smelling
-gross, nasty, stanky, tingly, sour

her breath is so bad, it smells sour like funky.

by dababy’s period May 8, 2021

septum funk

The rank smell that comes from a septum piercing that most people with a septum ring have experienced at one time or another. The smell differs amongst the individual. However, a common description for the scent is "roadkill and ass". It comes from the mixture of dead skin cells, nose-goo, and the fact that it's the inside of your nose with a new hole in it.

It can usually be solved with simple cleaning tactics.

I thought the gargabe needed to be taken out, but it was just a severe case of septum funk.

by hell's bells June 27, 2007

monkey super funky

When two drunk guys play videogames late at night.

Person1: Dude me and anas had a monkey super funky session last night

Person2: Nice bro

by FunnyXD December 22, 2019

Sweaty Nut Funk

An odor that originates from a sweaty, usually unwashed, scrotum. The odor can range from peculiar, neither smelling good nor bad, to down-right awful. An awful sweaty nut funk smell is a good indication of the early signs of jock itch. The causes of sweaty nut funk range from physical activity, to nothing more than a long, hot car ride. Sweaty nut funk can often be treated with a warm shower, in which the scrotum is cleaned vigorously. If sweaty nut funk persists, contact medical help immediately.

After hours of riding in the car, Steve found humor in forcing Justin to smell his sweaty nut funk.

by Stevolio August 28, 2006

Spunk Funk

The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.

This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.

by rug dude August 6, 2012

sweet funk

An aroma from a woman's crouch which is a combination of sweet and funky scent.

When a woman finishes a workout and has a funky smell to her crouch yet still has a sweet order of Obession. Hence Sweet Funk

by El Diablo BX January 24, 2017