"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"
by master holy crap October 01, 2008

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.
Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.
by Gods2ndBestGift March 09, 2010

A defined type of people in the City of Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Can usually be found originating from downtown by the 'fountain' feature. Said people are notorious junkies, criminals, unkempt and excrete putrid odours. They are known to defecate on the sidewalk and masturbate and expose themselves in public as documented. The same Fountain Folks are usually actively involved in protests and are also known 'Antifas' in the area.
by City of Guelph July 03, 2018

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

by Philly Fountain November 09, 2012

When you jerk a man off and his cum shoots out in bursts and goes everywhere, almost like a defect fountain.
This happened to my GF and I, and she said it was similar to what a broken fountain looks like.
This happened to my GF and I, and she said it was similar to what a broken fountain looks like.
by ButterOP August 05, 2015

Mistress Rowen gets paid $500/hour to laugh at Wall Street guys while they compete to see who can maintain a loser fountain the longest.
by Hedge fund manager October 20, 2023
