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force majeure

Literally, French for "greater force" and in older contracts, an "act of God"- an event beyond human control, such as weather, hurricanes, earthquakes, etc. In insurance and travel contracts, this is the "weasel phrase" meaning "shit happens", or at greater length, "it's out of our hands, so we don't have to do anything for you" - if your flight is cancelled because of weather, it is considered to be cancelled because of force majeure and in most cases you are SOL for lodging, meals etc. until they can arrange to get you out on another flight, perhaps days later.
From one airline's "Conditions of Carriage":

FORCE MAJEURE EVENTS
American (Airlines) may, in the event of a force majeure event, without notice, cancel, terminate, divert, postpone or delay any flight or the right of carriage or reservation of traffic accommodations without liability except to issue an involuntary refund. The involuntary refund will be made in the original form of payment in accordance with involuntary refund rules for any unused portion of the ticket. American will also reserve the right to determine if any departure or landing should be made without any liability except the afore mentioned involuntary refund.

Force Majeure Event Means:

Any condition beyond American's control including, but without limitation, meteorological conditions, acts of God, riots, civil commotion, embargoes, wars, hostilities, disturbances or unsettled international conditions - actual threatened or reported. Also, because of any delay, demand, circumstances or requirement due, directly or indirectly to such conditions, or
Any strike, work stoppage, slowdown, lockout or any other labor related dispute involving or affecting American's service, or
Any government regulation, demand or requirement, or
Any shortage of labor, fuel or facilities of American or others, or
Any fact not reasonably foreseen, anticipated or predicted by American.
by JDiver June 7, 2010
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force fuck

To aggressively fuck someone - consensually or otherwise
I'm in a dom-sub relationship - my husband can force fuck me anytime, anyplace, no warning.
by su france April 7, 2010
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force fart

stressful fart, watch you don't rupture anything.
Lemme push one out. *fart noise* That was a good force fart
by Anti-BF April 7, 2003
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force commander

A fun Star Wars RTS game. Although it's a little hard to load on older computers, and it is a purely military themed game, Force Commander is awesome. Take control of either the Empire or the Alliance, and try to conquer your enemies. Unfortunately, Force Commander wasn't recieved well by gamers, and a new Star Wars RTS was released to please those people. The new game used the Age of Empires engine and was called Galactic Battlegrounds. GB was pretty fun, but I don't think it stands up to its predeccesor.
My army of AT-STs and AT-PTs raped the little Rebel soldiers.
by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005
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force lightning

Also known as sith lightning.
A force power in which the user emits blasts of lightning from their fingertips. Only exhibited by the sith in the movies, don't know about the extended universe. Appears to be actually either low amperage due to the fact that it takes a hell of a long time to kill someone with it, or the jedi are capable of resisting its effects and a normal humanoid being would be killed instantly. Favored by the sith lords darth dooku and darth sideous. darths maul and vader did not exhibit this ability. Maul preferring his two ended dong extension and vader preferring the force choke.
darth sideous is so lame, he uses force lightning too much
by camowolvy May 12, 2011
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force-amished

To cause a person or a population to go without electricity and heat against their will and make them live by candlelight.
LIPA force-amished many of us on Long Island and all we got was this lousy churned butter.
by jsko November 10, 2012
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Force Rub

When a Jedi gets his girl off using only the Force. Not a Force power used by the Sith.
Luke: Remember that time on Hoth when I got Leia off?

Han: Dude, she's your sister!!
Luke: It's okay, I never touched her! I used the Force Rub.
by Obi-wan January 11, 2013
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