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Floor Puker

The kid in elementary school who could never quite make it to the trash can in time. A person who is either unaware of, or chooses to ignore, the sensation that precedes the expulsion of vomit and subsequently ends up puking on the floor.
Why does my desk have to be right next to Josh’s? Everyone knows he is a floor puker.
by Hunter84 May 11, 2011
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ground floor bitch

A girl/woman who from behind gives the impression of spectaculass or fineness, but, having turned around, is actually ugly as shit. From the penthouse to the basement, she's a ground floor bitch.
Was watching this girl for fifteen minutes, walk my ass over there, and damn if she ain't a ground floor bitch!
by Jereboam November 20, 2010
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floor buffer

A modern term for anyone who performs oral sex on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.
Did you see that lesbian video?
Yah, talk about a floor buffer.
by Good Luck Chuck February 2, 2009
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floor shitter

Someone who takes a shit on the floor in a public bathroom and leaves it there.
Todd: I took a shit on the floor at CVS today because the toilet was too disgusting to use.

Mike: I didn't know you were a floor shitter.
by cookc123 October 7, 2013
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floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.
Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.
by T r u t h. November 24, 2017
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Folorunsho

A name that originated from the Yoruba ethnic group in Nigeria. Folorunsho literally means "Under God's care/protection". Since Nigerians generally tend to be religious, linking prayer to a name isn't far from them. A person named Folorunsho is believed to be far from evil as God is said to be watching over them.
Mo folorunsho eh: I put you under the protection of God
by Billi.og February 2, 2020
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Floor Tentacles

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor
by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020
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