Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

Flub

An anagram for a fat lazy ugly bitch.

This dude I used to work with was the biggest flub I ever met.

by Obsoleteprototype May 28, 2018

Flub Life

Living large, both in waist size and stature when around friends or co workers

That cobb lives the straight flub life

by Cracker biz May 6, 2018

Flubbing

The act of administration of narcotics rectally.

You ever tried flubbing your dope?

by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021

Flub

Flabby chub.

When the chub begins to sag and droop past your belt...your chub has retired to full-on flabby flub!

by shishajoe March 29, 2020

Willy Flub

when ones stomach and posibly private regions feel akward and strange on a rollercoaster or something

woah i just got a willy flub from that roller coaster

by CHILDS=D November 23, 2009

Flubbing

Fat or Obese people crumping hardcore.

Oh look at Sally over there flubbing. So sexy.

by PongPing April 5, 2011