Jack Flack

The father figure who appears from the mist to save the lost. Jack Flack is a legend who wears a black leather sport coat, appears from nowhere and vanishes once he has restored confidence to the scared and doubtful hero. He is a modern day saint.

(from the movie Cloak and Dagger) In a mist of confusion the boy ran headlong into the ghost-like Jack Flack.

by jackflack May 22, 2005

Flaccidix

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flaccidix, my boner is out of control.

by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010

Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.

Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Flaced

When you cock-slap someone whilst the penis is flacid.

"Kieran flaced me all night last night!"

by ElChuro September 3, 2015

flaccid trash talk

Aggressively belittling your opponent while losing badly with no rational hope of victory.

That's a lot of flaccid trash talk for someone who can't even deliver a website.

by ZenithGP July 24, 2016

Flaccid Renfrew

Taking a mirror selfie with a rondom on your flaccid jawn.

This chick wasn’t into to me until I sent her a Flaccid Renfrew.

by Brandle May 24, 2018