When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.
I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.
by queefsucker February 23, 2015
This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend
Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom
Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor
Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor
by barnicle20 April 27, 2011
by UDawesome August 07, 2010
A group of people, who are always neutral, and hang out in the flab. THey are pranksters. They also love saying neutral flab.
by Evan Broadbent March 25, 2009
It's what someone has when they act as if they are muscular or skinny- but are- well- FAT (or just biiiggg losers). 97.2% of them are douchebags. The other 2.8% is big people with WAYYY too much self-esteem. Look out for these ones- they're usually nut jobs.
by The Original Ninja, Bitch :D October 05, 2009
by Brently October 31, 2006
A square-like flap around the crotchial area. Has ten holes going along the front edge of the flap. Able to have sex with both genders. Usually found on he-shes.
by iamcool1234567890 March 01, 2010