Finnish horse show

The act of a women having sexual intercourse with a horse.
Guy1:Hey dude I heard a women was having a Finnish horse show. Guy2 Noway!
by Mello jello March 04, 2015
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Finnish Drive-by

The act of gunmen on skis assaulting a group while passing by at high speed, typically with submachine guns, derived from the success of Finnish forces on skis using guerilla tactics against the Soviets in the Winter War and WWII
If Chad doesn’t stop cutting me in line at the express lift I might have get the boys to hit him with a Finnish Drive-by, you feel me.
by fartlove99 January 27, 2021
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Finnish school

Schools in Finland are the best schools. They allow mental health breaks, shorter school time, and have better graduation rates than almost any other country.
Finnish Person: I used to go to the best school.
Danish Person: Let me guess, a Finnish school.
by a guy named Hashbrown April 13, 2022
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Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship
Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”
by BagAlertBagAlert October 03, 2022
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Finnish Icicle

When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.
It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.
by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022
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Finnish bidet

A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)
Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it
by Wizard of Cummies December 19, 2017
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finnish tickler

when you get a girl close to orgasm by tickling her body quickly all over
“God, that guy almost made me burst! He’s a real Finnish tickler!”
by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023
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