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Alternate Facts

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.
Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.
by Taco Corp January 23, 2017
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Opinion VS Facts

A war between opinions against facts. A person or group of people will be on the opinon side and the other on the facts side.

Facts usually win since it's true ,but opinions has great points in the arguement.
Most of the "Opinion VS Facts" happen on message boards or somewhere on the internet or real life.
An example of Opinion VS Facts:

Xbox360 Fanboy: In my *opinion*, Xbox 360 is much better because of its better online ...

PS3 Fanboy :Really? Because the PS3 has free online, which one does not have to pay ...

*Continues for a really long time until the next generation of console come, starting another Opinion VS Facts war*
by Saanzan August 8, 2010
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fatassed

When something gives way or breaks due to a sudden increase in weight that was put upon it.
Wow! She really fatassed that beach chair! We had to throw it away!
by sporto April 8, 2006
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Fatass Dicklicker

Fatass Dicklicker is primarily used as a insult
"You shitty Fatass Dicklicker!" Said Johnny when Timothy made him mad
by CheezyPotatos September 23, 2017
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fatass nigga balls

when a niggas balls are very creamy and scrumptios bc he is a black nigger.
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Em Facts

Em Facts is The only place to find legit facts about "Rap God" Marshall Mathers (Eminem)
Here are some Em Facts.

The name of the song playing in the background of "The Kiss" (skit on The Eminem Show) is called "Everyone's Looking At Me." It was a song that Eminem recorded for The Wash soundtrack, but never made it.
Eminem was embarrassed to release "Hailie's Song" at first
Hailie came up with the hook to "My Dad's Gone Crazy" on day, while Eminem was mixing "Soldier." She was there playing around and said "Somebody please help him!"
by Em Facts April 8, 2014
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Cartman Fatass

A guy/girl with an excessively large ass with a bountiful amount of cellulite. He/she is usually emotionally unstable and can be quite annoying.
You: Look at Sophia! Her ass is hanging so low from all that cellulite.
Friend: And to top it off, she's super annoying too!
You: She's definitely a Cartman Fatass!
by Psycho-kitty May 7, 2014
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