farsighted

When a girl or guy looks good from across the room but when she gets closer they are ugly.

Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"

Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"

by doesmynamematter August 31, 2014

farst

a homo way of saying fast, coined by some limey and used constantly by some horrible spawn of their's on a constant basis.

21:00 <Elixir> I found myself questioning why people say "Fasst" in america and not "Farst" last night

by guess January 11, 2004

farse

The best british ska/skacore band i have ever heard!! And probably the most under-rated!! Recently split, But not before playing a legendary sell-out last gigg at the Birmingham Academy, wich quite literally kicked my ass.

Im sure they would have made it big, and hope they do well in whatever they put their minds to.

Farse inspires me

www.farse.co.uk

by Joe March 22, 2004

Farshizzles

Often misspronounce white version of the word fashizzle , which is a word made popular by Snoop Dogg.

On the Dave Chappelle show during the racial draft:

Tiger Woods: "Farshizzle"

by Tyron April 10, 2004

Farshtegas

Yiddish word for female reproductive organs

"Bubbbelah, that skirt is too short. Do you want everyone to see your farshtegas??"

by Ely Gps August 30, 2012

farse

A word used as a wildcard to rhyme with arse.

Farse the arse the smelly la larse.
La la la the smelly arse farse.
In the land of the arse, the man with one buttock is farse.

by Farsen March 3, 2003

farsty

when someone is just so incredibly ugly, they are fucking nasty or narsty.

that guy is so farsty he should wear a bag over his head.

by mary December 2, 2004