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OAFS (O.A.F.S.)

Obsessive Angry Female Stalkers
O.A.F.S.
This OAFS (O.A.F.S.) been stalking me for weeks!
There's this OAFS (O.A.F.S.) who just called me 38 times in the past hour.
by The Dofff July 20, 2011
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s.a.f.

man that 540 was S.A.F.
by hasbeen February 28, 2010
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F.S.A.

I ate to much watermelon and now I have F.S.A.
by BStar777 June 9, 2011
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A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.
Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
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D.A.F.S.

Day After Fucking Soreness.
Man I got a bad case of the D.A.F.S.

I was rode so hard last night, she gave me the Dafs.
by LucasBoss April 12, 2013
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i.s.a.f.r.i.l.

this stands for..... "i'm such a f**king retarded idiotic loser! it is pronounced eye-is-a-frill.
also i.s.f.r - i'm so f**king retarded.
emily: aghhh!!
jake: sup??
emily: i.s.a.f.r.i.l......i've done it all wrong ill have to start over!!!
by Tango_Whore November 29, 2005
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S.A.F.

Function: Expression, collection of nouns and verbs.
Etymology: English
Date: 2000
Date of urban adoption: circa early 21st century

Acronym (S.A.F.)used for the following three word expression:
(Must be used in full expression and not shortened version.)
ex: Say <<ShitAssFuck!!!>>
and not <<S.A.F.!!>>
N.B. Must be pronounced as one word.

Expression used when overwhelmed with emotion and not sure which swear word to use in order to define ongoing emotional state.
Must be used with one of these following voice intonations: <<pimpy>>, angry, discouraged and triumphant.
1. <<Baby, S.A.F. (Shitassfuck) that was good.>>
2. << Sir, you failed the alcohol blow test...>>
<<Shitassfuck...>>
by T Gags June 11, 2006
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