eyesexual

a person who prefers to choose a partner based on the preference they have of the shape and/or color of the other person's eye(s). Can be viewed as a shallow factor by others, but the eyesexual person takes it as a very important factor in the future of their relationships.

i/ b/Becky:i/ b/ Omg, did you see that guy's hazel eyes? So pretty.
i/ b/Jen:i/ b/ Yes, I did. He's perfect.

i/ b/Becky:i/ b/ What about that guy, the one with green eyes? You should totally hook up!
i/ b/Jen:i/ b/ Uh...no. You know I'm eyesexual I already have Mr. Hazel eyes on my sights.

by LeezDeezAmy October 4, 2015

Eyecandy

A code name for a cute person that you would NEVER date (personality, life style,ect.)

Omg did you see eyecandy he looked so cute when he was doing PE

by Kitten farts December 13, 2015

eyecandy

A guy/girl who is nice to look at, but not to date.

Evan may be a bastard for dumping Caroline in an IM like that, but I still think that he's a serious piece of eyecandy.

by Madame Nymph September 27, 2004

eyecock

A name used by a person of high intelligence to insult a person who is of less than average intelligence.

Oh shut it, you ignoramous eyecock.

by Dark Butterfree August 15, 2006

Eyecum

A form of transporting the sperm to somebodies eye ball, it is a process which may hurt the person who is getting sprayed but it can be extremly pleaurable for the man who cums in somebodys eye and he finds its rather amusing that he's creamed in somebodies eye.

Humpfry was excited and pulled my eyelids apart and Eyecum in them and it really hurt.

by Harchan January 16, 2008

eyedema

A bag under the eye. Normally used in plural. Eyedemas are bags under your eyes. From "eye" and "edema" meaning a swelling.

Didn't you sleep last night? You've got eyedemas.

by Charles Hodgson March 20, 2006

eyecap

back slang for paki, when the word paki is unmentionable in audible conversation. it should probably be written "ikap" but the word eyecap can be physically inferred by covering one eye with your hand - thus forming an "eye cap"

is your friend indian or an eyecap? (the word eyecap is not said out loud, it is inferred by covering one eye with a hand)

by Leslie Elam March 10, 2007