Explosive diarrhea

A diarrhea so explosive that you can hear a guy with explosive diarrhea scream, smell something foul, and see pure shit coming out of a stall and a guy flying and bursting through the roof or the porta-potty flying with him as he lifts off the toilet seat. Then, his ass ejects millions of nukes while he is falling down and detonating them and probably killing you.

I ended up with explosive diarrhea after eating a pound of Chipotle.

by Derp1231 December 4, 2014

Explosive Cum

Cum that has an explosive effect on woman and objects. Usually explodes on contact.

Girl1: Wow, Look at that guy over there! He looks like he has explosive cum.
Girl2: How do you know?
Girl1: He jizzed into my mouth about a month ago
Girl2: Is that why you were in hospital?
Girl1: Yeah, totally worth it though

by Lolsonpolls May 12, 2014

explosive colon

the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure

One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.

by Awesome dude December 23, 2003

Explosive Ass Syndrome

Excess expulsions from the anus, whether it be too much gastric explosions (gas), or excessive diarrhea...which can be caused by the consumption of chineese take out (a.k.a. cat/msg), or spicy food (i.e. thai).

I was sitting on the toilet, and boy did I ever have explosive ass syndrome! I was wish my ass was inactive like a dormant geyser.

by Rottin' Ronny July 29, 2006

Dj Explosive

A highschool Dj that has entered the game a few years ago and is making it big. He has released many mixes and is getting better after each one. He mainly mixes genres such as inidian, reggae soca rap and hip-hop.

I heard some mixes by Dj Tiger, but Dj Explosives mixes are wayy better dawg.

by Acidplanet_member April 18, 2005

Expletive

An exclamation or oath, often obscene.

Although we could not understand thier language, we knew that they we uttering angry expletive at us.

by Phil Jenkins November 11, 2006

explosive diarrhea

When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.

"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."

by skank ass weasel May 1, 2003