Excuse Exchange

When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.
I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!
by Rudy Goetell July 26, 2007
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Enzo Excuses

Somebody who never seems to run out of excuses for why he can't complete any meaningful work.
"Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."
by Scotty Ballgame February 02, 2012
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Charlottesville excuse

An excuse to blame the one side of a riot rather than the other who actually carried out the violent attacks.
The news pulls the Charlottesville excuse for publicity.
by Type2GenomeManiac March 14, 2019
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Excuse-itis

Someone that has an excuse for everything.
Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You would reply... "You have excuse-itis, you need to get rid of your man boobs bro!"
by Pepps September 23, 2007
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excuse yoga

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.
While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.
by A11ornuthin February 21, 2014
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Bad excuses

Synonymous with the name Flóra. Should not be applied in case of rain.
"You are full of bad excuses!"
- "Yes, I know, I should change my name to Flóra"
by James Ficklesticks December 07, 2016
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Bed excuse

An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.
Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!

I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
by MakgeoliDaan September 27, 2011
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