Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.
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Get the Department of Erections mug.Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.
"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."
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Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).
The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.
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by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003
Get the erectitude mug.by Yohan spleefster November 22, 2010
Get the Bluntus erectus mug.someone who is such a complete penis that they exceed the parameters of the word.. they are in fact a penis erectus.
note: it can also be used at trivial moments
note: it can also be used at trivial moments
can you believe that cock was sleeping with 14 other girls?
-- what a penis erectus!
note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!
-- what a penis erectus!
note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!
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