killswitch engage

Audio cocaine. An amazing metalcore band currently with three albums. They are: Self-Titled, Alive or Just Breathing and The End of Heartache. Buy them all you won't regret it.

Download 'Temple from the Within', 'Wasted Sacrifice', and 'My Last Serenade'.

by Ryan Collins August 30, 2005

Edgar Allen Poe

The incorrect spelling of Edgar Allan Poe. Usually used by poet-wannabes and emo kids, thinking that if they claim that "POE IS MY HERO!!1", it'll make them a better poet. Sadly, stating this does not make their cruddy emo "poetry" any better.
However, Edgar Allan Poe is a wonderful poet, despite all the poseurs.

Girl: "EDGAR ALLEN POE IS MY HERO! I LOVE WRITING POETRY!"
Intelligent individual: "Oh dear God..."

by Lunar Escape December 31, 2008

Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"

Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs

by B_Rayne November 6, 2010

killswitch engage

The best metal band of all time, a band which blends both heavy, aggressive metal with catchy tunes and awesome guitar riffs.

Killswitch Engage's second CD is better than the first, I think.

by Deathcow February 7, 2004

egnarts

a word used to describe something awkward or uncomfortable.
it is said during an awkward silence, similar to the awkward turtle.

Chad: dude i just had to go to my mom's feminists meeting
Roy: whoa, was it egnarts?
Chad: yeah. especially when i told some lady to quit her bitchin'.
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Chums: oh man forgot my lunch at home
Chilo: your face left your lunch at home!
..............awkward silence...................
Alex: egnarts

by hermitman2007 December 24, 2008

Eternal engagement

What a savvy woman enters into in lieu of marriage. A permanent fiancé with the added benefit of a diamond ring, but without any of the complications of marriage. A diamond ring without the strings.

My friends are celebrating the fifth year of their eternal engagement.

by LuluBleu September 2, 2017

edgar friendly

Supporting character in the movie "Demolition Man" with Silvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, played by Dennis Leary with his usual abrasive style. Example quote:

According to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal?

I don't know why they are insisting on an example for this. You don't run around saying, I got abe-lincolned do you? Ok, how about this: The other day I was walking down the street and I met Edgar Friendly. He proceeded to pull from his bag a large phallic object, a can of whip cream, two clothes pins, some ice cubes and a tube of preparation H with the applicator already attatched. He then proceeded to abe-lincoln me.

by Ebola Boy June 16, 2006