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Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
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An employee that cuts the grass at the golf course who, because he works at a golf course, is a scratch golfer.
by Johnny Sneakers2 October 20, 2008
Get the par-time employee mug.An individual who is a direct or contractor engaged in employment with any one or several state government offices. Generally, this type of employment is not as challenging as private industry as these employees sit around all day and do very little unless the activity has a direct impact on their pay grade, union membership, or retirement benefits.
A state employee sitting at a desk, collecting a paycheck and watching the clock, reading a newspaper, or online surfing the web while plugged into their IPod.
by buster576 February 4, 2009
Get the state employee mug.A person (usually a girl) who is extremely nice, helpful, and attentive to her customers. Nice looks are generally a plus
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Get the Victoria's Secret Employee mug.A rather classy way to say someone is Bisexual; A preferred alternative to the rather confusing and outdated phrase "swings both ways" .
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.
I don't understand how you could only date women Jim. Personally, I'm an equal opportunity employer.
by E.O.E. December 26, 2010
Get the Equal Opportunity Employer mug.1. A negative, curt, or uninterested manner or disposition purported by a state employee towards a civilian/customer.
2. An air of indispensability adopted by state employees chiefly due to an almost nil chance of being terminated.
2. An air of indispensability adopted by state employees chiefly due to an almost nil chance of being terminated.
1. The DMV officer gave me state employee attitude by failing me on my driving test just because I put the radio on.
2. The postal clerk displayed state employee attitute when he threw the package even though it was marked fragile.
2. The postal clerk displayed state employee attitute when he threw the package even though it was marked fragile.
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