Employee Discount

1. (noun) A discount on a purchase given typically to a very attractive person even when they don't work there.

2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.

1. Cashier: "What do you think? 15% or 20%?"
Friend: "I'd say 20%."

2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."

by Sid Barrett October 17, 2008

PopCopy Employee

Someone who is a complete asshole. A person who never does what they're told, and is always very rude in public. Inspired by a comedy bit from the Chappelle Show

While teaching a classroom of toddlers, Jeff also spent an hour on the phone with his gf telling her how he would bang her tonight. He us a total "PopCopy Employee"

by DJ D-Willis July 20, 2010

employee self appraisal

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.

Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.

by olavahc November 22, 2010

Employment

To be in a state of having a job.

John is not in employment. He is a lazy tosser.

by Moosaidthedog June 21, 2005

Employee Entrance

The backdoor. The anus.

She was such a tightwad that I never figured she'd use the Employee Entrance.

by Draino April 29, 2006

employee

A girl at Tim Horton's that chews her gum with her mouth open and is talking on the phone constantly she is often accompanied by a guy named Chad

that employee just tossed my salad

by Make_a_wish_kid December 7, 2018

hollister employee

If you have a nice chin and a flat belly you're hired

"Hollister employees never help with anything but they always look so perfect so it doesn't matter"

by DornishBooty August 5, 2014