Elf Spice

DMT. often times, DMT users report meeting and talking to elves, and "machine elves".

Dude, you got the elf spice?
Elf Spice is not for faint of heart.

by M0T0RH3D December 20, 2006

Elf Shoe

An Elf Shoe is a description of a certain shape of a turd. Usually the turd is long and thin and curled at the end, resembling an "Elf Shoe".

Phil walked into the bathroom stall at his work when he was thoroughly disgusted when he witnessed an elf shoe shaped turd resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl.

by hugedumps February 4, 2010

Elf Yourself

v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.

You should go elf yourself. It is so funny.

by fredautonom December 20, 2014

elf hat

when you feel/relate to something on a spiritual level

rylee : i hate life

kaylyn : elf hat !!

by youlyn 🥵 March 4, 2019

Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

-If a christmas tree is put up the elf get extra power and more magic.
-If it has been touched than the power rehabilitates and it can have an acception of moving again.
-the tree must be decorated only past 9 and have at least one child under the age of 12 to work.
-Santa will then give back the powers of the Elf and make it stronger than before.

- Don't touch!
-Put up tree
-More power
#Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

by Santa Claus-Elf Watcher November 23, 2013

Elf on the Shelf

While one person is taking a shit, he/she spreads his/her legs apart while on the toilet and allows another person to sit on their lap and shit into the same toilet.

Dude, I had to shit so bad and Eric was already on the pot so we pulled a elf on the shelf.

by last available name December 23, 2016

elf hat

you say this when you can relate to something on a spiritual level ( basically a friend and i took the first letters off of felt (elf) that (hat)

rylee : i wanna die yo

kaylyn : ELF HATTT

by youlyn 🥵 March 4, 2019