Elbow relation

A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.

"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"

by RubberDucky451 April 19, 2010

elbow graze

When you reach over to grab a girls beverage to pour her another drink or grab your own drink across the bar and gently graze the girls tits with your elbow (you can use the back of the hand for extra points).

A girl is at a party and has an empty glass in front of her. You offer to get her another drink and as you reach over to grab her glass your elbow grazes her tits.

by paulybeats August 26, 2013

elbow test

An interviewing technique to screen female candidates. The applicant interlaces fingers behind her neck and walks toward the wall. Should her elbows be the first appendages to touch the wall, the applicant is no longer considered for employment.

"Let's to the elbow test. First, lock your fingers behind your neck. Now point your elbows forward and walk toward that wall."
(elbows touch wall before breasts)
"NEXT!!!"

With thanks to Steve.

by Cheese Sandwich April 3, 2006

elbow pit

The place on the other side of the elbow, where forearm and bicep meet.

"Ouch, my elbow pit hurts where the nurse drew my blood."

by ladyflash May 28, 2006

elbow tag

When in a theater with shared armrests, the act of carefully adjusting one's posture so that your arm touches the arm of the person next to you, but not so much that they move their arm away.

Jenna was pretty sure Mark still believed in cooties, so she got all giddy during their Ice Age 3 date when she "won" a game of elbow tag.

Land of the Lost was so painful, I had to amuse myself by playing elbow tag with the stranger on my left.

by daphniab July 16, 2009

elbow fuck

An exclusive form of sex in which a man "rogers" somebody's folded elbow until ejaculating. It is often a last resort, if the other 3 holes are taken.

SACK likes to elbow fuck Anna-Lisa

by Sam Stockley March 16, 2008

elbow toucher

a ditzy (blonde) woman that you convince that if she can touch her elbows behind her back she won't have cancer, thus making her thrust her chest towards you giving you a nice view.

sam is an elbow toucher

by 100bc December 20, 2004