what the elastic man

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch

"that guy is so what the elastic man"

by butterdog99 September 20, 2021

ouchless elastics

for pleasure other than for hair...

Omg Scott did you put her elastics in your mouth!! MANLY that you used her elastics like that.
Ouchless elastics are superb man!

by ouchless elastics December 5, 2020

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Elastic Cheeto

A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.

"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."

by Alex James Regina December 25, 2007

Elastic Eleven

A group of ten girls and one guy who is named Mr. Incredible.
Having to do with pimps, usually these people are involved sexually. Also are good at sex.

"dude look at that elastic eleven they got goin on there!"

by Niggahsdontmess January 8, 2012

Borgelatic Elasticity

The special sort of elasticity only found in thawed & rehydrated ground beef.

It doesn’t make sense! Is there really no other way to achieve borgelatic elasticity?

by The Borgelatic Beast February 25, 2025