ejaculate

A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G

Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."

by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009

Ejactulate and Evacuate

To have sexual intercourse with a woman, ejactulate, and then run away soon after and forget about it in fear of becoming a father.

Bruh you hit it raw!?! Don’t worry, I just Ejactulate and Evacuate

by Kiadii February 12, 2018

Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.

The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.

by KW117 June 19, 2011

ejectulate

When a male humps something, gets a blow job, or lets the jets in a jacuzzi hits his penis causing extreme pleasure and seamon is released.

I let the jets of the jacuzzi hit the front of my penis until I ejectulated.

by J-Nat May 22, 2005

Ejaculate and Evacuate

rape

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate

by yeet me November 12, 2018

execulate

To have an orgasm at the thought of being in a high-ranking position at one's job and getting filthy rich.

Mr. Karageorgis got so excited thinking about his salary increase and his paid vacation that Cheryl thought he was going to execulate.

by pentozali September 9, 2010

ejectulation

A premature mechanical ejection due to over excitement.

I had ejectulation and fired the missile early.

by AJ Quick June 2, 2009