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Edmilson

Edmilson is a nice ,tall ,respectful man who has a lot of ambition and never fails to make the people around him feel protected. He’s often a great father and loyal to his friends and holds the word friend very heavily.He seeks to be satisfied with food everyday. You would be lucky to come cross an Ednilson in your life because they are committed and very rare people.
Do you know Edmilson, he’s been so loyal to me
by 0220-williamthomas January 29, 2021
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edmonton oilers

The worst canadaian hockey team in the NHL. That had a lucky 05/06 playoff run and glory days that where a vey long time ago. Unable to keep anygood players because their family hates the city that is sometimes called. Deadmonton. (Pronger, Gretzky, etc.)
(cbc announcer) Edmonton Oilers miss the playoffs one more year because they have no good players
(2nd cbc announcer)I saw that coming, oilers suck!
by Adam. July 20, 2006
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edmonton standard

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.
Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard
by R-Fed December 7, 2006
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Edmonton

An orgasm in the form of a city
2hey man you wanna go to edmonton

1yeah
by cy1212 May 6, 2011
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Edmonton Soiler

A Canadian Sex Act involving excessive all night drinking coupled with random drug use, loss of motor functions, faded dim memories, The replacements, sloppy blacked out unprotected sex with half cut sexy-ist swine and an apology note explaining the missing liquor/cheese and/or urine stained mattress in the morning. Also known as getting City Street'd by locals.
Calgarian How I Met Your Mother Fan: "Yo bro, someone i finally found a definition for the Edmonton Soiler. What lugsers, eh."
Douchebagel: "Bout damn time. UP YERS EDMONTON."

OR

Broad: "A damn someone just left one hell of a Edmonton Soiler for me to clean up."
by Chez Fonzerelli February 27, 2011
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Edmonton

Edmonton:
The City of Champions - We've won 5 Stanley's and 13 Grey Cups (in the past...) Yes, this slogan is outdated. We all get it, BUT have too much pride in our sports teams to take this label away from our city.
We have West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall - and although it could use some sprucing up, it has been under some construction and is finally starting to get some decent shops.
During the winter there is prettymuch NOTHING to do in this city. It's FREEZING and the nightlife sucks BUT the people are genuinely warm and you can usually find a pub with cheap beer and wings, or an ODR open somewhere.
During the summer is when you can appreciate the city and it is no longer 'Deadmonton' or 'Ed'monotone'. While the summer is short, is is jam packed full of festivals such as the Fringe, Taste of Edmonton, Capital Ex (K-Days), Folk Fest (one of the best folk music festivals in N.America), Heritage Days, etc... You can always find something to do - even walking in the beautiful river valley, etc...
I have read all the posts on here dissing Edmonton, dissing Calgary, etc.. While I was raised in Edmonton and have always learned we're superior to Calgary, I feel no need to bash other cities - it doesn't make Edmonton any better. Edmonton ISN'T the greatest city in the world... but it is a damn good place to grow up. If you're concerned about the violence and gangs... then don't be... unless you roll with that sort of crowd, then you will be safe.
You're from Edmonton?!? Where's that?

In Alberta, Canada. There's not much to do there, and I won't live there again, but it is definitely a nice place to be FROM :)
by EblouissantDevoshka October 8, 2011
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Edmonton telegram

A .22 cal bullet delivered to the face at close range.
The Edmonton telegram is useful to convey a serious message on the street and as a kill shot when hunting birds.
by chickenkiller October 17, 2011
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