a DILF

a “Dictator I’d Like to Fuck”. aka, Kuvira Beifong from The Legend of Korra.

What happened to Kuvira?
She became crazy, dude.
No way... She’s so hot though.
I know, she’s such a DILF.

by daddykuvira March 1, 2021

Dilfdo

A magical dildo that is inserted in the anus, then the user must press a button, activating the dildos spikes. However, this object can grant you any super power.

Man: Shit, I'm out of gas, I'll have to use my dilfdo to become the Flash so I can just run.

by solidsnake_8608 February 24, 2009

DILF

dad i'd like to fuck.
a dad usually very good looking or hott through ages 30-50

'daayumm Gabby's dad's one hot dilf!

by yamayama July 21, 2007

dwelf

a mix of a dwarf and an elf;
willa and megan;

a little man who is turned on by certain types of cheeses;

the back part of an earring

Damn, that girl looked like a dwelf, all round like a <muffin-top>.

SUCK IT DWELF!

The dwelf fell down my shirt, so he reached in and got it for me

by DWELFIEE January 17, 2008

dilf

a dad that you find sexually attractive.
D - dad
I - i'd

L - like to
F - fuck

Jasmine - "Beth, your dads such a dilf!"
Beth - "Rot in hell you hoe."

by blackartttt June 12, 2009

DILF

Acronym, stands for Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Describes an extremely hot man, whether or not he's married, who has children.

Rose's next door neighbor is definitely a DILF.

Some women think Todd Palin is a DILF.

by Antagonistic Sarah January 9, 2009

DILF

Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck

Girl, your dad is a total DILF

by Berney December 24, 2007