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crap dusting

(v) - When a person has to take a crap so bad that when they pull down their pants to mount their throne, they produce their gassy emmissions all the way down to the toilet seat as if fertilzing the area and their own nostrils.

(v) - Same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. This person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.
"Man....after all that Chinese food, my butt was crap dusting all the way to bathroom!!"
by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007
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Crop Dusting

A term of art among flight attendants: farting while walking casually up and the aisle of an in-flight airplane pretending to be checking on passengers.
Jane: Wow! That burrito that I had just before we left really is wreaking havoc with my stomach.

Sally: No problem. Just take a few minutes and do some crop dusting. I'll cover for you.
by Seenyore April 17, 2010
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Crop dusting

When someone farts as they walk around in a store .
Man somebody's been crop dusting in here.
by PumpernickelonRy February 7, 2017
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Nut dusting

The act of talcing ones nuts on hot days for comfort.
My balls are so sweaty in this heat, I should have done some serious nut dusting this morning.
by Murrkin June 18, 2017
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ball dusting

ball dusting
bawl duhs-ting
Verb

1. One who ball dusts usually assumes they are superior/the alpha male.

2. When a male sprays his crotch region with cologne/body spray in an attempt to impress women.

Example 1: Chad and Brad were conversing about how fast they could shotgun a natty light when Ryan said he could beat them in a shotgun race. Chad and Brad objected Ryan’s claim and ignored him the rest of the night in fear they would be beaten in a shotgun race.

Example 2: Any middle school boy after gym class that owns Axe Body Spray.

Sentence 1: “Did you see that chach cock block Mark?”

“Yeah, that guy for sure dusts his balls.”

Sentence 2: “Wyatt dusted his balls before he came to the party because he wanted to get some sippy from Betsy.”
“Ha ha ha, what, are we in seventh grade again?”
That chach for sure partakes in ball dusting.
by tMcnodz January 18, 2018
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crop dusting somone

Crop dusting somone is when you fart and then leave the area that you just farted in.
Crop dusting somone is When you get out of a car and you start to leave and the person in the car asked if you just crop dusted them.
by CG money all star May 7, 2018
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southern dusting

When you eat out an old lady
SK gave Edna a nice southern dusting at the cracker barrel after church.
by Dbayne30 August 26, 2021
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