Durple

Hair on ones neck resembling a neckbeard. Usually grows between two and nine centimeters long. Also resembles pubic hair but on ones neck/chin.

"Hey Jake, did you see that guy's durple!?"

"What's that Tyler?"

"You know, those pube looking hairs on his neck."

by Tyler Bevington September 14, 2007

durpy

Retarded, lack of sense, stupid,

That kid cant do math?
He's Durpy!

by Jordan Garneau, Daniel Wallace June 13, 2007

durpivore

A mythical creature that stalks the internet for its prey of internet spam and online trolls. It has been known to devour entire userpages and will on occasion eat trolling videos. In order to summon a durpivore one must offer an internet troll and play the durp song. It's a distant relative of the jewpacabra.

I was busy trolling on BF3 when I saw this big ass portal open and my character got eaten by something. I swear to God dude it was a durpivore.

by @ngrym0thertrucker October 2, 2013

Durple

A form of neckbeard; the pube looking hair on Naruto fan's necks and chins. Can apply to any body who has this type of beard and in fact isn't a beard but scraggly pubes on ones chin or neck.

Usually accompanied with an awful BO.

Also, the only word to rhyme with purple ever.

"Jake did you see Johny's neckbeard?"

"Yeah, it's more of a durple though."

by Tyler Bevington September 17, 2007

Durple

In the color spectrum version, the anagram of the word GOD, is Green, Orange, and Durple.

Also a shorter word for Deep Purple.

What can be worse than a purple nurple, a Durple nurple

by the philmer September 28, 2011

Slurpy durpy

Let me get that slurpy durpy honey

Yo bro did you get that slurpy durpy from that girl last night

by The Ax3 June 14, 2020

Slurpee Durpee

To perform fellatio, i.e. suck dick.

Let me slurpee durpee you.

I wish I could slurpee durpee myself.

I bet they're doing slurpee durpee over there.

by SlurpeeDurpeeKing November 29, 2012