The name Duelund is the only name you will never be able to find explanation for.
It's origin is unknown to mankind, and with good reason. A Duelund can be compared to a Myth, a Hero, an unseen glorious time of which reasonableness no longer exists.
A Duelund is the greatest of great; the best of best and the most awesome awesomeness.
Imagination; that's what it takes to experience the true Duelund.
He is the phenomenon amongst us that makes the world spin, the day go by and the stone drop to the ground. He is everything!
It's origin is unknown to mankind, and with good reason. A Duelund can be compared to a Myth, a Hero, an unseen glorious time of which reasonableness no longer exists.
A Duelund is the greatest of great; the best of best and the most awesome awesomeness.
Imagination; that's what it takes to experience the true Duelund.
He is the phenomenon amongst us that makes the world spin, the day go by and the stone drop to the ground. He is everything!
Obama to God one friday night: "Did you just run into Duelund?"
God: "Nah I AM Duelund"'
On the womens toilet:
"I got such amazing sex last night, that my world is still spinning"
"You got a Duelund, didn't you?"
"Yep"
One mailman to another:
"Do you know Duelund?"
"""Duelund"? -Never heard of it..."
"NEVER HEARD OF HIM!? -He is your creator, your zen-zai, your karma, your luck, your everything!...NEVER HEARD OF HIM!!?? - You are in big trouble now!"
-But not to worry - cause a Duelund takes care of everyone - even the ones with short-term memory and tatoos.
God: "Nah I AM Duelund"'
On the womens toilet:
"I got such amazing sex last night, that my world is still spinning"
"You got a Duelund, didn't you?"
"Yep"
One mailman to another:
"Do you know Duelund?"
"""Duelund"? -Never heard of it..."
"NEVER HEARD OF HIM!? -He is your creator, your zen-zai, your karma, your luck, your everything!...NEVER HEARD OF HIM!!?? - You are in big trouble now!"
-But not to worry - cause a Duelund takes care of everyone - even the ones with short-term memory and tatoos.
by Slupermand February 17, 2010
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Get the duel of the decades mug.Based on the urban legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.
A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.
A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.
Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The queen's agreed to be their first child's Godmother.
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Get the dong duel mug.while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.
I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.
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Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down.
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