Drummer Tongue

The uncontrollable placement of the tongue half way out either corner of the mouth, usually signifying complete and total concentration of a particular task. Drummer Tongue is most often witnessed when a drummer air or professional is knee deep in a fat solo just straight working the drums. The phenomena of drummer tongue is not isolated to drummers, in fact Drummer Tongue has been witnessed on many prominent world figures and other career professionals including but not limited to the following:

President Bush (thinking of what to say mid speech)
David Hasselhoff (driving Kit from Night Rider)
Snoop Dogg (rolling a tight spliff)
Brain Surgeons (anything with your head open)
Professional Bowlers (preparing for a strike)
Professional Boxers (unloading a furious combination)
UFC Cage Fighters (performing a submission)
Drunken College students (trying to hold a conversation)
Porn Stars (working dat @$$)
Airline Pilots (mixing their drinks)
Bomb Squad team member (defusing a bomb)

Dude 1: OMG!! Look at that dork playing the air drums on his steering wheel! He thinks he’s Tommy Lee!

Dude 2: Woaaahh!!! He’s rocking the f#ck out!! Oh no way! He’s even got Drummer Tongue!!

by DunkMonkey October 4, 2008

Drum Chuck International

A competitive drum corps circuit designed exclusively for those who sport snap backs and walk with j-tot swagger.

Drum Chuck International is proud to present: Literally Any Drum Corps Show, under the direction of Charles Tiberius

by Splats November 19, 2021

Dreum

a word that refers to the cum of dream so dre as in dream (known for the dream smp) and um as in cum

another definition for dreum could also mean ejaculating in your dream

(last night I drank some dreum) or (last night i dreumed)

by surgen0000 June 24, 2023

Hank Drum

A musical instrument invented by Dennis Havlena in June, 2007. Made by cutting "slits" in the bottom of a propane tank, the slits produce mystical tones when played with hands or soft mallets, similar to a Hang.

Man, that hank drum sounds good!

by focorockstar May 8, 2010

boss drum

Apart from being the title and featuring in the lyrics to a crappy 1990s song by the crappier 1990s Brit rave dance music gravy train riders called The Shamen, no one actually knows the meaning.

'What the fuck is a Boss drum?' I inquired. 'Nothing,' came the reply. 'No one knows. No one cares.'

;That's a really nice Boss Drum you get there,' said no one ever.

by mojo7676 January 20, 2022

drummer

a drummer is one underated musician who plays the drumkit, and is part of the rythm section along with the equally underated bassist. The drummer holds the beat down, and the rest of band use him to keep time. Without him the entire band would collapse, although he never gets any credit for this. Drummers are stereotypically portrayed as moronic, ugly, stupid non-musicians, but this is not always true. (Sometimes it si though.) In reality, the worst thing most drummers have ever done to anyone is the live drum solo, almost as bad as the live bass solo, but most drummers steer clear of this.

guitarist- 'ahaha, you're a drummer, youre stupid and cant read music!'
singer- 'ahaha as well! you dumb me beautiful!'
bassist- 'screw you two, the drummers my best friend!'
drummer- 'im the one who organises gigs, provides the transport, cooks the food...etc. and keeps time for this entire band of numbskulls who can barely follow a bloody mertonome!'
guitarist- 'ahaha, you dumb!'
drummer- 'sigh'

by Whiten0ise July 9, 2006

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.

El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005