Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA

Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

by DJ April 12, 2005

Dried Fig

the most disgusting word in the world. 0/10 would not recommend using as the name of a color

dried fig is gross I don't want this backpack called dried fig

by Buddyupsystem August 26, 2018

Dri

An extremely talented and passionate young man who lays the charm on thick.

Man, I wish I could do it like Dri.

by yup<3 November 22, 2021

dried gluestick

When you cum straight up then let the jizz dry on tip of your meat stick (dick without skin) then once dry, peel off very fast just like when you were little and peeled dried glue off your hand.

dude, you should totally try the dried gluestick!

by Ugin™ April 25, 2016

dri (drinking related injury)

An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.

A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.

by functionalcoholic October 15, 2013

Dried

Being Drunk and Fried (Stoned) at the same exact time.

After finishing the bottle of Jack and taking a hit of the Geeb I was officially Dried.

by Pritvik Pratap October 16, 2023

The Dries

Ever feel parched, drained, broke, dry or thirsty? Well then, you maybe suffering from a sporadic case of the dries, or you may be one of the less fortunate and have a chronic case of the dries. Symptoms include; empty wallet, empty stomach, extreme thirst, severe nicotine cravings and a lack of good dope supply... If you are a broke motherfucker and can't get your fix or satisfy your hunger, quench your thirst or your dying for a smoke, then you probably are experiencing a bad case of the dries, dried out and dried up. Only known cure is a good come up that puts money in your pocket.

Hey man, got any good shit? I'm hurting bro, I got the dries.

by Firechaser March 15, 2018