Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA

Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!

by DJ April 12, 2005

dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014

dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair

i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

Dried Out Song

when yo lil ass cuzin kepp playn yo fav song till it gets fukn annoying to the point where you despise the song and the artist and now .............your cuzin i a AM DA WHON DONT WEIGHHGHGHGHG AH TONENENENE DONT NEED AH GUN TO GET respek ON DA treets

Dried Out Song SHIEEEEEET ion kno uk wut i mean

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

Dries

A cunt that usually thinks he’s way better then others and has a huge ego
Often also has a residing hairline from a young age and isn’t the best looking person either

Person 1: ahh he’s so annoying and a prick

Person 2: no wonder his name is dries

by Skaagang July 12, 2019

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

Dries

A guy who is named dries.

Hes such a dries🥵

by nicoleay_ November 17, 2019