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Turtle Dicking

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out
Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office
by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020
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dickie do

A belly that sticks out further than your penis.
You keep swilling that cheap american beer and your tool shed is going to grow into a big ass dickie do.
by sixpack February 20, 2004
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Dreckitude

Noun: Used to describe something that is a wreck and absolute trash or rubbish. Comes from Wreck, Dreck/Drek, and Attitude. In reference to anything from exaggerated and over inflated claims, a bad personality, and especially horrible style, or awful modeling, and everything in between.
When asked by Tyra Banks what he thought of the model's style of a black tee and slashed black leggings, Andre Leon Talley replied "Dreckitude."

The cliché pose and bad modeling of the contestant made the judge proclaim that the model's photo was dreckitude.

The second episode of Cycle 14 of America's Next Top Model was named "Dreckitude!".
by Tiffany_M15 March 18, 2010
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Jersey Shore Drinking Game

A drinking game played while watching the MTV show 'Jersey Shore', which is about a bunch of guidos (even thought they're not actually from jersey) liviing in the same house.

Take a shot when...

◦There’s someone shown lifting weights

◦Someone says the word “classy”

◦Pauley fixes his hair

◦An Ed Hardy apparel is shown

◦Mike says “The Situation”

◦There’s a fight

◦A guy appears shirtless

◦A girl appears in a bikini top

◦Someone says “guido” or “guidette”

◦Anyone fist bumps
(646): jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
by poiuytrewq987 December 12, 2009
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Drinking demons

The horrible shaking feeling and often restless nightmarish sleep that occurs following long weekends of drinking.
I couldn't sleep at all last night, after that bachelor party in Vegas the drinking demons were really chasing me last night.
by dmozealous January 4, 2011
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dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...
"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"
by rubberweiner March 6, 2020
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Dickie Needle

by Tonu Kidra February 24, 2021
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