douchenize

The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.

douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.

by Le douche February 9, 2005

douchecake

Awesome word, Haitham makes it up during physics class. Just a beautiful insult.

This kid sitting next to me, Sean Miller, is such a doucecake

by haitham January 14, 2005

douchekee

(doosh-key) when someone is a real douche bag, but you can't call them that because of the place you're at (typically work)

At work, "Man, I can't believe he took credit for that job! What a real douchekee!"

by Janelle Starr March 24, 2009

Douchenugget

aboud abas/ variation on chickennugget and douchebag

that guy is a flaming douchenugget

by douchenuggetmaster September 14, 2009

Douchenheimer

An extravagent way to call someone a douche...

Tom: Finally killed you...teabag, teabag, ha ha!
Joe: You douchenheimer...

by Winkydink September 22, 2009

Douchecake.

An amazing person.

Joey's a douchecake.(;

by sadgsdgfndfgy June 30, 2010

Douchesketball

A game of basketball played in a driveway by nearly 30 year old men who want to be 18 again.

Those douches next door are playing douchesketball again!

by suppvengenz November 6, 2010